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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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foreveralone-forevertogether:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

Please, everyone, watch this video. It is so important and I guarantee you won’t regret it.


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canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge


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allantruong:

this is my favorite post


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hentai1080p:

yeah I’m in a band width=

hentai1080p:

yeah I’m in a band


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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best


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ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again


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